Hammered Cod

April 13, 2010 2:46 pm | Fishing Lures

add your own stupid jokes?

a ghost walks into a bar the bartender says sorry we do not serve spirits brainwalks a bartender in a bar I I said that you do not use your head your a tomato into a bar the barman says sorry we do not serve food police capture two boys on the road with a fireworks and one with a battery, they charged one and let the other out whats pink and hard? a pig with a hammer, a man enters a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bartender asks how long you've had this stupid thing is? the parrot replied 3 months whats the differance between a politician and an ass? the viscous and smells of fish and the other is a fish if you have a 15 foot gorilla in your house where he sleep? wherever he wants to bloody why cars cannot play football? they have only one boot

This Guy is sitting outside on his lawn when he saw his neighbor walking blonde outside and check his mailbox. With a look of confusion on her face, she walks into the interior. Five minutes later, the blonde walks outside again to check his mailbox. Seeing that there is nothing in it, she walks back into his house. Five minutes later, the blonde returns outside to check his mailbox. After watching the blonde check his mailbox three times, the guy is rather curious. When she starts walking again, he asks: "What are you doing?" She said: "My computer keeps telling me that I have mail. "There were three women, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde who tried to break the world record for fastest time to cross the English Channel doing the breaststroke. The brunette is the other side 48 hours later. "Congratulations!" everyone shouts. 2 hours after dusk appears, Red Head appears. "Nice try" everyone cried. Two weeks later the blonde show up. When everyone asked him what happened past, she replied: "I do not want to sound like a sport poor, but I think the other two women were using their arms. "To There is a Las Vegas nightclub that has a very special mirror in the ladies room. When you put in front of the mirror and tell a lie the mirror swallows you. A little woman ugly stands before the mirror and said:''I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world!''SHUM! The mirror swallows her then, a large woman stands in front of her and said: "I think I am the sexiest woman on Earth!''SHUM! The mirror swallows her. Then a beautiful, sexy blonde is in front of the mirror and said:''I think.''SHUM! Your mother is so fat she can not even go to a conclusion. Your mother is so fat when she dances the band skips. Your mother is so fat her clothes have stretch marks. Your mother is so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Your mother is so big, you might hit her ass and ride the waves. Your mother is so fat, I must take a bus a train and a taxi just to get on his good side. Your mother is so fat, she needs a hula-hoop to keep his socks up. Your mother is so fat when she goes to the restaurant, she does not get a menu, she gets an estimate. Your mother is so fat, when they used her underwear for jumping elastic, they hit the ground. Your mother is so fat when she goes to the restaurant, she looks at the menu and said, "OK"! Your mother is so fat, when she turns around to throw her a welcome back party. Your mother is so fat, when she took the dress to the cleaners they told her: "Sorry, we do no curtains. "Your mother is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a bundle of francs. Your mother is so great when the family wants to watch movies at home they ask him to wear white Your mother so fat, people jog around her for exercise.